Scene #4.17

KwaThandi's place

Siseko: “Masigqibe lewash inye bru sogqiba siye ekerk. Kumele siqalise ukulungisa”
Lwando: “Exe, kushumayela bani namhlanje?”
Siseko: “Andiyazi ngwenya kodwa umfundisi nomamrev ingathi abazubakho! No bra Mpumi ngulo kuthwa uyagcuma ehosi”
Lwando: “Mhlawumbi ubra Siya uzakuzibamba ngokwakhe iintambo namhlanje”
Siseko: “Abe eshumayela into encinci ke lowo”
Lwando: “Eish! Uyamazi ke ngoshumayela itswere mfethu”
Siseko: “Sela iglass yakho khazi siyibethe kaloku”
Lwando: “Khayeke ndifake inip ntangam, kwenzela lomzuzu sisaplagayo simane sisula uthuli emqaleni”
Siseko: “Ina nantsi i3tiger chap, fakelela ucibe ihalf baba”
Lwando: “Moja”
Siseko: “And sifumana ibread yethu namhlanje!”
Lwando: “If ayikho lomali ntanga asiyi apho ngomso”
Siseko: “Bazoqhwaba izandla oku kwakaMpinga kaloku”
Lwando: “Exe! Awuna R2.50 mnganam! Iyashota le half”
Siseko: “Ikhona man of God! Ina! Sole ubamba iinkawuza ngalo change ngwenya yam”
Lwando: “Moja outy yam! Exe, ndiphantse ndalibala! UPastor Ketile uke wandidratela izolo man! Une-Conference ngomgqibelo! Lo we 16, so ufuna siyomdlalela”
Siseko: “Yhooo! Uzoya wedwa outy yam! Ngoku ingabhatali inje la chap”
Lwando: “Ndimxelele ba siyifuna up front inyhuku yathi kodwa uzojonga kwimali eyenziweyo ngala day then asibhatale”
Siseko: “Ibread phambili tata otherwise asiyi apho”
Lwando: “No-Apostle Dlula uqala imvuselelo next week Sunday, so ufuna ooKeyboard player”
Siseko: “Inechweba ke latayma and ayixoxi, iyabhatala qha”
Lwando: “So senza njani mnganam?”
Siseko: “Iphela nini le mvuselelo siyidlalelayo kanene?”
Lwando: “Next weekend Saturday kaloku” 
Siseko: “Singaqala ke pha kwaMpostile kaloku! Le yale mek yakho, mayize nemali”

Wabheka khawuntaleni uLwando apho afike wabiza iinip ezimbini ezimhlophe kunye nee-entyi ngetshintshi. Uthengiselwe wogqiba wabuyela endaweni yakhe. Waafika kodwa sele eme ngeenyawo ugxa wakhe sele esithi makuyiwe kuba sele limkile ixesha.

Lwando: “Masithi laqa nje mnganam”
Siseko: “Kudala enditshutshisa ke noSizeka ke mfethu! Betha siye!”
Lwando: “Uyitya nini kakade lw whey yakho mnganam?”
Siseko: “Masiye mjita”
Lwando: “Ingakuleqa ke la whey mnganam! Kuyacaca iqavile”
Siseko: “Inganya rha”
Lwando: “Naku ungeyityi”
Siseko: “Ayindixozi maaarn la whey!”
Lwando: “Igrend nje mnganam”
Siseko: “Ya igrend yona kodwa ha.a”
Lwando: “Ndaz'shaya kodwa mnganam mna! Masiye! Uyiphethe i-sustainer?”
Siseko: “Ya ndiyiphethe! Betha kuwe mnganam! Mna ikhona enye endikuyo chap”
Lwando: “NguThembela nhe?”
Siseko: “Ha.a! Mara ugrend naye qha usindiswe too much maarn yena”
Lwando: “Ngubani ke ngoku lo umfunayo”
Siseko: “Bonisa mnganam! Tjiooo! Mhle lamntana”
Lwando: “Hasuka la whey?”
Siseko: “Itheni?”
Lwando: “Imdaka la whey mfondini”
Siseko: “Ndayincanywa kodwa champ”
Lwando: “Limdaka kodwa iphepha layo jo! Inamanyala la whey! Sele uyilibele ivido yayo igcwele le kasi yonke”
Siseko: “Mfethu! Andiyikhathelelanga mna lo whey leyo! Ndikuye umem! And naye akakhabi nex”
Lwando: “Sothethile wena naye?”
Siseko: “Ya! Siyathetha kodwa akukabikho whey ikhoyo between us
Lwando: “Untswemp moss mnganam nhe? Uyitye iphambane mnganam”
Siseko: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Bamba elophela, si late mfethu! Sele izoqala lemvuselelo”

Ententeni.

Lindelwa: “Yho! Suke kwatyhafeka ke yazi namhlanje”
Sizeka: “Iwes kudala ndixelela aba babini uSiseko noLwando ukuba kuya kusiba late ngoku kodwa abakaqalisi uplaga izinto”
Lindelwa: “NoThembela uthi akaphumeleli namhlanje ke”
Sizeka: “Ibingeyo game yakhe nha uhlabelelisa namhlanje?”
Lindelwa: “Ewe yiyo kodwa akekho ryt so ndizokumbambela”
Sizeka: “Hay'ke ngoku! Iza kuba njani imvuselelo namhlanje bengekho?”
Lindelwa: “Iza kucaca indawo yabo ke”
Sizeka: “Ewe yhuuuu! Awukava ukuba ubrada Mpumi unjani?”
Lindelwa: “Ndigqibele ngokuya ebesekwikoma kaloku mna! Andikava nto”
Sizeka: “Zoke ndibuze uBonisa! Ibingathi uyile kuye esibhedlele izolo elinye. Kodwa kumele siyeni nathi silulutsha siyokumbona wethu”
Lindelwa: “Mna bendicinga ukuya ngomso ke tana”
Sizeka: “Masicele nabanye basikhaphe kaloku Lindie”
Lindelwa: “Ayikho ingxaki! Bacexelele ke nabanye”
Siseko: “Kulungile! Jonga naziya ezazibhanxa zimbini zisohlika epheleni! Ngamageza ke lawa”
Lindelwa: “Uzuke ucele uBonisa eze enkonzweni wethu! Andiyithandi lento yakhe yokungakhonzi”

Celiwe noNolitha bekwa-Goal Supermarket.

Nolitha: “Asigqibanga nha? Ndidiniwe mna ndifuna ukuyolala”
Celiwe: “Likuleqile elagweja lakho nhe phezolo?”
Nolitha: “Yhuuu! Uyazithanda iimpundu lowana wena yhuuuuu”
Celiwe: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Uhleli uyithanda nawe ke tshomi induku emfutshane”
Nolitha: “Hay kaloku andinosuka ekhaya ndiyolala komnye umzi kanti ndiyala ilize kumele ndishukumise umzimba strongo kunakqala”
Celiwe: “Nisebenzise ikhondom ke?”
Nolitha: “Ewe kweyokuqala iround kodwa kwazininzi asiyisebenzisanga mnganam! Ndicela undithathe ipads ezo tshomi. Ndizokubhatala xa sifika endlini, zindiphelele”
Celiwe: “Ok tshomi! Yazi, undicingisa nto! Akhange ndiye exesheni nge date yam and ngoku ndiya kwi date yesibini! Andinathemba lokuba ndakuze ndie exesheni”
Nolitha: “Hay'wena! Ufuna ukundixelela ukuba lamfana wakho ukugqabhuzele iqanda?”
Celiwe: “Indenza ixhala yazi ke lonto?”
Nolitha: “Ungathengi ipregnacy testing instrument nje?”
Celiwe: “Ikhona apha?”
Nolitha: “Asoze ingabuikho! Yima ndibuze kulosisi upakishayo apha! Ye sisi! Lamicinga yokuzijonga umitho ikweliphi icala?”
Packer: “Yiya kula counter ingaphaya! Ucele khona”
Nolitha: “Enkosi nhonho! Iza tshomi”
Celiwe: “Ima ndithathe ezi pads zakho kaloku”
Nolitha: “Ok”
Celiwe: “Eziphi ke?
Nolitha: “Kukho eziphi kaloku apho? Kodwa tshomi itshiphu le hamper! Masithathe yona”
Celiwe: “ Kukho ezi apha; Stay Free, Always and Cotex”
Nolitha: “Stay Free kaloku”
Celiwe: “Ok! Masiyobhatala kaloku! Hey, ndisuke ndanento eyozelayo kwezintsuku! Hleli nje ndifuna ulala! Kwaye ndiyayilala into ke tana”
Nolitha: “Kushushu kaloku tshomi yho!”
Celiwe: “Hay'maaarn! Nento yosuke ndibe naaar ke! Like umzekelo ekhaya bekuphekwe ichicken kunye ne veg and uyayazi ke ukuba yifavourate meal yam leyo. Kodwa yhoooooo bendinukiselwa kakubi kanjani, de ndikhonyuluka ngathi ndingagabha”
Nolitha: “Inokuba unenyongo kaloku chomp”
Celiwe: “Indikrokrisa ke lento chomie”
Nolitha: “Masenze le PT kaloku nana! Sibe sho! Se ndaxakwa nam ngoku. Zise zaninzi ezi simptoms zakho kaloku. Ufuna ukundixelela ukuba umithi?”
Celiwe: “Ekubeni ndibe ndingahlabi kwalo naliti kaloku mna! Ndiya ngentloko uqina”
Nolitha: “Yhooo! Caba udibene nencutshe apha ekuchaneni ke! Iliqhufuzile eloqandana lakho”
Celiwe: “Iyhooooo! Ndingayithini ke lonto chomi, kudura kangaka ukutya komntwana?”
Nolitha: “Usathi ukutya wena! Impahla?”

Baayobhatala ke ezi zinto baziwanqileyo, basole bephumela kulekhawuntala bekumele beye kuyo ukufuna lento yokuhlola ukumitha. Baaziphatha ke iiplastiki ukuya ngaphandle emapheleni. Ukufika kwabo egeythini bama.

Nolitha: “Ikhona ifilimu yamagweja ebendiyibukeliswe izolo. Ithi SHE DEVIL, masithenge yona ke my friend ke sizibukelele yona! Imnandi shame kodwa akhange ndiyibukele kakuhle kuba indoda ooko indibungezelela ubusuku bonke”
Celiwe: “Mna ndifuna ifish le. Itshiphu ke lonto”
Nolitha: “Le igcadwe lilanga my friend?”
Celiwe: “Hay'wethu! Ndisuke ndayirhalela mna” 
Nolitha: “Ndifuna irashiyeni mna”
Celiwe: “yazi ngesithenge esasonka singasikwanga apha kwa-Goal ke sitye ngaso”
Nolitha: “Sapha ndijike ndiyosithenga kaloku”

Esibhedlele.

Mama ka Mpumezo: “Ndibulela uThixo mntanam ngoku vuka kwakho! Intliziyo yam ibisele ityumkile! Ithemba besendingenalo. Noko uyalulama kakuhle sana lwam! Ndibulela uThixo ngalonto! Nawe, kumele umbonge ngamaxesha onke umdumise kwaye umsebenzele. Kumele ngoku uthathe umfazi ze ngoku uqale ubomi obutsha. Ndifuna mntanam ngoku, uphilele uThixo yedwa. Ndifuna unyaniseke! Ndifuna ume enyanisweni! Uphume kule ndawo! Uyovakalisa ubukhulu bukaThixo! Naku ekukhuphe ekhukweni lokufa! Thatha umfazi nyana wam, undiphathele abazukulwana, wakhe umzi wakokwenu, uzenzele ikamva eliqaqambileyo. Ixesha lokudlala ngoku Mpumezo mntanam sele liphelile. Philela uYesu yedwa toto maaarn ngoku”
Mpumezo: “Ndiyabulela mama! Ngoku ndinaso isiqinisekiso sokuba uThixo ukhona kwaye uyaphila. Ndibulela iinceba zakhe zokundisindisa nam. Kodwa andikhumbuli kwanto ukuba kwenzeke ntoni ebomini bam ukuze ndizolala apha. Ndiyazibona nje ndilapha kulebhedi. Andazi ukuba nditheni ukuze ndibe lapha. Kodwa kuthwa ndivuka kwikoma”
Mama ka Mpumezo: “Lulama kuqala mntanam. Igcombolo egcweleyo uza kuyiva xa sele uphilile”

Sime apho okwangoku.

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