Scene #4

Scene #4

UMamfundisi kunye noMpumezo sele besedolophi. Injongo kukuya kukhangela iOIL le kudala ifunwa. Ngoku sele behleli kwa Nandos, bayatya. Kambe kuninzi nokukutya bakutyayo.

Mamfundisi: “Uyitheni ke Mpumezo imali? Kushiyeke malini ngoku?”
Mpumezo: “Kushiyeke iR1350”
Mamfundisi: “Yona iR1150 uyitheni ke ngoku?
Mpumezo: “Uyayazi ukuba imali kukutya okuvuthiweyo kaloku”
Mamfundisi: “Yintoni le caba ibikuxakile de uyisebenzi imali? Engaka khona?”
Mpumezo: “Akhange kuphile lantwana wasekhaya umncinci, kunyanzeleke asiwe kwagqirha. Ngoku ke bendiqashe imoto, namali kagqirha, so kwanyanzele athengelwe nezinye izinto zokutya ezi special. Kuba bekungekho mali ekhaya kaloku”
Mamfundisi: “NcooaaH! Shame maaarn! Sorry! Ube etheni?”
Mpumezo: “Usuke waxhuzula nje ngesaquphe sento, kwaye yenzeka lento ngoo12 ebusuku. Uyayiqonda ukudura kwabantu abaneemoto ngeloxesha”
Mamfundisi: “Hay'maaarn uxolo! Ubondixelela kaloku xana kukho into engahambi kakuhle kokwenu ze ndikuncedise uyaqonda”
Mpumezo: “sowenze lukhulu maaan ngoku! Kwanele”
Mamfundisi: “Kanti ke nana andikenzi nto! Thula wena ubone”
Mpumezo: “Utsho nha! Ungandoyikisi ke”
Mamfundisi: “Khake undithembe wethu for once”
Mpumezo: “Ndikuthembile my love”
Mamfundisi: “MhhhMmmmmmM! Awandibiza kamnandi ke nana”
Mpumezo: “Nyhan? Ha! Ha! Ha!”
Mamfundisi: “Hay kaloku, wena use ufune ukundibiza mamfundisi oko, noba sisobabini”
Mpumezo: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Ndiyakuhlonipha kaloku njena”
Mamfundisi: “Hay kaloku nam ndiyafuna ukubizwa kamnandi ngumntu wam”
Mpumezo: “Ngoku ubucebisa senze njani ke ngale OIL nana?”
Mamfundisi: “Kunganjani sithenge i2ol yefish oil ke?”
Mpumezo: “Ndicingela ivumba ke lonto”
Mamfundisi: “Sithini ke? Yho! Inuka nyhani ke ifish oil”
Mpumezo: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Ingabhaqeka msinya ukuba asiyiyo”
Mamfundisi: “Ndicinga nje into enamafutha, enganukiyo kakhulu”
Mpumezo: “Omnye umhlobo wam wayendicebise nge AMLA OIL ke yazi”
Mamfundisi: “Intoni? Le yenwele?”
Mpumezo: “Ewe!”
Mamfundisi: “Yhoooo! Siyenze njani ke ngoku?”
Mpumezo: “Wandixelela ngokuyixuba namanzi kaloku”
Mamfundisi: “Amanzi namafutha? Yhoooooo!”
Mpumezo: “Hay, wathi kaloku ayabiliswa amanzi la, uxube kengoku kodwa ukuba njani nam andiyazi”
Mamfundisi: “Phinda uyombuza kaloku! Thsini!”
Mpumezo: “I am afraid! Ngumngcwabo wakhe ngomgqbelo”
Mamfundisi: “Ouch! Uxolo! Utheni?”
Mpumezo: “Usweleke eyokhutshwa umntwana ethunjini, caba akubanga kuhle kwenyuka iiswekile, namagazi wasweleka”
Mamfundisi: “Hay'maarn! Yhoooo! Ibuhlungu ke into emehleleyo mos”
Mpumezo: “Ube eyitshomi yam ke yazi. Lonto andiqondi ukuba ndiza kuba nayo nemali yokuya kumngcwaba emaxhoseni”
Mamfundisi: “Hay'shame my love! Bhalisa wethu, ndizakukubhatalela ndikunike nemali yotya endleleni”
Mpumezo: “Yho! Enkosi my angel”
Mamfundisi: “Kufuneka dijonge isuti ukwenzela ufaneleke pha emngcwabeni! Uzuke ubiwe apha kum nje! Ha! Ha! Ha!”
Mpumezo: “Ndinayo kodwa isuti endizakuyinxiba pha”
Mamfundisi: “Ndizakukuthengela baby isuti ngoku, sogqiba siyothenga leAMLA OIL yakho, sibone ukuba izakusebenza nha”
Mpumezo: “Kuzomele sithenge neeplain bottles ezi empty ke, ezincinci. Ndizibonile kwe ishop kwalapha”
Mamfundisi: “Hay'ke owthu umcimbi ucala nye ke ngoku. Kuzoshota ntoni ke?”
Mpumezo: “Okwangoku esikuzeleyo sicovered ngako kaloku, so enye nenye sakuyibona phambili”
Mamfundisi: “Enye nenye nhe? Undicingisa into ke ngoku”
Mpumezo: “Intoni ke ngoku! Suke wancuma ke lonto”
Mamfundisi: “Masiye eSeapoint”
Mpumezo: “Apho kukho ntoni ngoku? Siya elwandle?”
Mamfundisi: “Ukhona umngane wam endandifunda naye, ndifune igumbi kuye! Ndifuna ke sizimamele, sitshajise imizimba yethu, sabelane ngegazi elishushu ngo ngo ngo”
Mpumezo: “Ewe nhe”
Mamfundisi: “Kaloku, ayizubakho ichance ukufika kwethu ekhayeni, asindithi nomama wakho ukhona ugade losisana wakokwenu ungaphilanga, nalamfo wofika uthe ndwenye kulaseti ubukele ibhola yaphesheya”
Mpumezo: “Phofu ke unyanisile”
Mamfundisi: “Nam ndiyakukhumbula kaloku tshini! Kunini ndikugqibele”
Mpumezo: “hay'bo! Izolo elinye elingaphaya kaloku”
Mamfundisi: “Yhuuuuuu! Uyaziva phofu! Indala lonto kaloku! Ndikufuna apha kum! Lonto ndibawela nokukuthi jize ngeblowjob namhlanje! Ndikunxanelwe!”

Basole besiya kwezindawo bazibalileyo ukuba bazoya kuzo kuqala phambi kokuya eSeapoint kwatshomi. UMpumezo waye onwabe ngakumbi kuba ayide ibizwe lemali ilapha kuye, kodwa zonke izinto ziyathengwa ngumamzo wakhe. Icacile ke mos, ukuba ngengomso, angamkhupha uBonisa lo ebemthembise ngokukhupha. Ukuba phofu lemali ayibizwa.

Wathengelwa ke izihlangu zokuya emngcwabeni, iikawusi, itrunki, isport bag sakwa NIKE, amazaza, iwatch kunye nenqwaba yeehempe, nalasuti ke. Bayifumana iAMLA OIL, baathenga ii5l zayo ke zaliqela, basole bethenga nezaabhotile zincinci zingenato phakathi nazo zaninzi. Benyuka ke ukuya erenkini, bazigcinisa ezimpahla zabo zininzi kwesinye isitendi, bethembisa ukubuya bathenge nalopho ukubuya kwabo. Baya ke kwii taxi eziya eSEAPOINT.

Ukuba bafike benzani ke pha kwelagumbi linebhedi emfumamfuma, nam mna mbalisi andiyazi. Kodwa endiyaziyo ke bahleli into eninzi yeeyure behamba ze. Umninimzi naye ekwelakhe icala nowakhe uBen10 welawu beswantsulisana. Suke abantu bagilane ekhitshini, efrijini beze benjalo. Omnye ephuthuma ice, omnye eleqa isisiselo esibandayo. Caba amaqondo obushushu anyukele phezulu, neempahla zabaya ekhitshini suke zabarhabaxa kubo mhlawumbi? Ukuntswayiza oku kona? Kwekh, imandi kanene into ebiwayo, uyidla ngebhongo kanene.

Mpumezo: "Kumele sigoduke kaloku"
Mamfundisi: "Kutheni umQwathi enamqhakuvana amhlophe apha enwebini nje?"
Mpumezo: "Andiwazi nam, andiphuma namhlanje ke yazi"
Mamfundisi: "Abuhlungu?"
Mpumezo: "Andiva nex mna! Khamunce maaarn! Uyanza kamnandi. Sumqinisa kaloku umQwathi nawe! Mbambe soft kwenzele akhululeke"

Masibayeke ke abo...!

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