KwaMpumezo
Sisanda: “Yhu! Ndicela uke ndithinngqe kancinci! Ndinabe ke khungene nomoya! Awuna fan apha ke ndibe ndilayita yona! Ishushu igusha yam yhu!”
Mpumezo: “Hay'andinayo ifan, ndingabe ndimana ndikuphekuzela umoya ngalo refri”
Sisanda: “plz torho! Phofu ndikhuthulwe kwanguwe, ide ndisikelile maaaaarn”
Mpumezo: “Nam kanti ndikhuthukile! Jonga ndinemikrwelo! Ingathi bendisitya igusha enamazinyo”
Sisanda: “Tjuioooo! Iyatshotshozela ke! Cela wenze kakhulu, omoya ungene! Tjioooo ingathin kwawona uyandithunuka nje!”
Mpumezo: “Kumele ndilungiselele ukuya ententeni ke ngoku. Kufuneka ke ndijonge nelizwi endizothetha ngalo”
Sisanda: “Ufuna ndihambe ke ngoku?”
Mpumezo: “Hay ungabe ulala wena, akho ngxaki”
Sisanda: “Shuuuuuu! Eynaaaaaa!”
Mpumezo: “Yintoni ngoku?”
Sisanda: “Kuyaqaqamba rhhhhhhhhha!”
Mpumezo: “Uyagoloza ingxaki so kumele ndibe gadalala kuwe?”
Sisanda: “Hay xa ndingafuni?”
Mpumezo: “Andigolozi ke man emalini”
Sisanda: (Cwaka)
Mpumezo: “Wathula ke ngoku xa sithetha ngemali?”
Sisanda: “Ndithini?”
Mpumezo: “Kufuneka ndithenge iOIL mfondini, ndifuna lamali. Okanye kuzonyanzeleka kuyothengiswa okanye kujikiswe ezi mpahla”
Sisanda: “Hay'bo baby?”
Mpumezo: “Sukuthi haybo 'nyhenyhi' apha! Ubuthe ikhona lamali, wathi awuphethanga ID kodwa bendiyibonile pha kwaMr Price la ID yakho. Ucinga ndimuncu wena nhe?
Waya ebhegini kaSisanda ubhutiza, wayirhola iID;
Mpumezo: “Yintoni?”
Sisanda: “Hay'bo khayeke ubarongo wena tshini! Zokunika inali yakho wena! Zokunika serious!”
Mpumezo: “Kumele ndithenge iOIL mna mfondini, ndiyise apho bendiyithunywe khona! Ndizobamba le ID yakho, nelikhadi le grant, nezimpahla, uzohamba nelikhadi lakho lebhanki, uze nalamali”
Sisanda: “Awuserongo nje sana! Zokunika wethu imali yakho!”
Kwavele nje kwatshintsha umoya kwangoko kwelogumbi. Yabe intombi ime ngebhodi kuphela emandlalweni, ngesinye isandla iqamelele ngaso, naso esinye imana iziphulula unojeje wayo, imana kutweza imilenze, suke icimele kucaca ukuba ive iintlungu, suke ingxongxe ukugoba amadolo oku ebhedini, imane izosulw ngaletawel yenzelwe oko. Elixesha umane eyigxelesha umqwathi, kwaye akatyhilekanga kwaphela ebusweni. Wayekhangelaiibhayibhile zakhe urhme ukwenzela aqulunqe azakuthetha ngako ngokuhlwa. Suke yamdika lento suke unojeje avulwe kangaka phambi kwakhe, atwezwe inge wonekiwe. Inge ubekwe ishelfini uyathengiswa, abe yena enesigulo sokuwa akumbona. Ibe wes ke xa elapha kwakhe, unojeje. Wayesanxibile ke yena, kaloku ekulweni kwakhe kulamlo wabo noSisanda, umfo waveza nje le ndawo ifunekayo, wasebenza.
Wasuka ngelingeni wakhulu, wakhulula wonke kunjalo nje, kucaca phofu ukuba kukho apha abhalele khona. Wakhwela ebhedini bungxama, andithi mos imilenze kaSisanda yayigqibe yonke ingawo kulebhedi, wothuka sekwaphulwe. Umfo kaMQwathi sele engaphakathi, ezothunuka amanxeba amatsha. Wathi ezama ukuphakama omnye suke wacinezelwa ngengqiniba esifubeni, waxinaniselwa nomatrasi kwaye kungahlekwa. Yabangathi kuqhaqhwa imithungo yenxeba elitsh ke kuSisanda, wakhala kunzima kwaa iinyembezi ukwehla. Yamxinanisela kodwa lendoda sele ifuthela entanyeni, yabuya yonke lamithambo ibikho kuqala. Nalamandla ebewakhuphe kuqala ubhuti, abuya onke, kuba ngoku kwakunzima nodoja uSisanda, imhleli le yasemaQwathini. Yayiventshuza inga isukela uNoyana eZiyoni. Isukile emakini inga isukela igeza. Maaarn, wakhala kabuhlungu lo ungaphantsi ecela amaxolo, ecenga ukuba ke kuphunyulwe okanye kuyekwe.
Kwakumaxa kuphuma izilwimi kuMpumezo, ethetha ngalwimi zimbi, egquma okwengonyama ibona ixhoba. Wabila xhopho inga uthena ikati, wawakhupha amehlo inga ubona umhlola. Suke kwanzima nakuSisanda, aphela amazwi, aphela amandla, wayeka nokokuxhathisa, suke wanambu nambu akaziva, suke kwashushu ingqatsutsu akava kwantlungu. Akakhumbula ke nokuba yena Sisanda uke waxhitha nha, lo kanye uchitha nini yena?
Kwakhala iphpne kaMpumezo de yaziyekela ingahoywa tu. Imane iphinda kwaye ke itsho! Suke kungene iisms' kucaca ukuba lomntu uayfunwa. Hay uphopho angeke ayeke le ayenzayo tu.
Wacosela ke evenkulula ukuvetsha oku komntu otshenta ingca ngesinqe. Ecoselela kwaye ngamandla futhi.
Caba noSisanda waqonda ukuba hay kumele eme ngesikhalo, suke ancedise le ukwenzela ikhawulezise yehle, yatshintsha ngoku imo yamnandana, wantyontyelwa ngoku uMpumezo ukwenzela agqibe.
Sisanda: “Baby! Baby! Baby! Chama kaloku! Chama baby! Ah! Aha! Ah! Ha! Ha! Ah! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Baby! Baby! Oyhini MQwathi!
Mpumezo: “Oh ja! Yes! Yes! Ewe! Sendizogqiba baby! Ah! Ah! Aaaaaa!
Sisanda: “Gqiba baby! Imnandi! Imnandi! Imnandi! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ha! AaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Uke umbone ke umntu oleqa itrain kusithiwa iyeza? Yayinga uleqa lo train ke ngoku uMpumezo, ukukhawulezisa kwakhe! Wasuka emakini nagamandla kazi amakhulu!
Sisanda! “Nay! Nay! Nay! Nay! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!”
Mpumezo: “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh shit! That was goooooood! Oh yeah!!!! Undiphe kamnandi baby! I love you!”
Sisanda: “Cela usuke phezu kwam, ndigoduke! Yhuuuu! Igazi elingaka? Undenzakalisile Mpumezo!”
Kwenzeke ntoni ngoku? Sidibane kusasa ke bahlobo bethu! Nibe nempelaveki emnandi!
#DOUO
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