Scene #2.10

Nolitha: “Serious chomie and ndizakufumana lakakakazi”
Celiwe: “Khoveze ndibone levido sqova”
Nolitha: “Thatha nantsiya iphone echargeni”
Celiwe: “Yho! Yesana batyana phambi kwakho?”
Nolitha: “Awubapicture tu wena, sana ndihleli ekoneni phezu kwe crate”
Celiwe: “Iyhoooooo! Kunganyiwa kum”
Nolitha: “Ha.a sana besendonele yaqo! Kaloku ndizolandwa mna apha ngo 6 kanje and oko siyisusa until ngoo12 ebusuku ukufika kweladikazi”
Celiwe: “Sana waphuma ezingubeni?” Yhooooooooo!”
Nolitha: Ha.a ibingekho enye ichannel kalok”
Celiwe: “Rhaaa! Ngendiyihlabe yanya lakakakazi mna! Nomntu wayo ngaphambili”
Nolitha: “Andingcolanga kaloku mna andifani nawe”
Celiwe: “Haaaaaaaa! Iphi kanti levido?”
Nolitha: “Ndiyifihla phakathi komculo, yikhangele ku'Music' uzoyibona! Okanye sapha ndikujongele”
Celiwe: (Enikisa ngephone) “Andinozolandwa mna jike kuse ndichophile? Rhaaaaaa! Yinja ebolileyo kaloku leyo”
Nolitha: “Ngewenze kanjani ke skim? And indimurile lanjakazi and de ndinemikrwelo”
Celiwe: “Kufuneka ke siyoyigqogqa skim sam, ke yenze lekaka ibiyenza ndibe ndikhona! Kunganyiiiiiiiwa!”
Nolitha: “Ha.a! Le ndicinga ukumenza yona uBonisa yanele! And ndizimisele ukuyenza lento! Iphi nha levido? Ingakulinge lephone indenzele lokaka mna! What if icimile?”
Celiwe: “Hay'bo! Ingakulinge kaloku rhaaaa! Andisengxame maaaarn”
Nolitha: “Nantsi! Yhuuuuuu! Bendizothwasa kaloku! Yhoooooooo! Yima ndikuvulele i'Fullscreen' chomie! Nantso ke”
Celiwe: “Hayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiini! Yhooooooooooo! Chooooooooooomie!”
Nolitha: “ Yinto ebendiyibukele live ke leyo jo”
Celiwe: “Hay sana ungcolile ke nalo Sityhilelo wakho? Avume lonto ke ngoku naye?”
Nolitha: “Ngetheni? Utyisiwe kaloku ngumntu wakhe”
Celiwe: “Hay Litres! Ngubani ke ngoku lo ukhaba iingubo?”
Nolithe: “Yila bitchkazi kaloku! Ndabona ufuna ndibukele kakuhle”
Celiwe: “Hay wena kutheni ekhala kangaka nha lo? Iphethe into yehashe nalendoda yenu?”
Nolitha: “Hay'suka! Ungandixeleli ngencanca yosana apha wena! Bendingava kwanto mna lo! Sisigqezu qha kulo”
Celiwe: “Kwaaaaaa! Ngoku akhala kangaka? Iyhooooooooo! So ubunyamezele ntoni ke wena kweyosana?”
Nolitha: “Hay'wethu!”
Celiwe: “So, ucinga ukuyenzani levido mnganam?”
Nolitha: “To be honest, nam andiyazi mchana”
Celiwe: “Hahahahahahahaha! Jonga nantsi indoda inyaba! Akasapitshozi usisiza....! Yhooooooo!”
Nolitha: “Hay sukuhlaka Celie, Ha! Ha! Ha!”
Celiwe: “Masiyixhome ngoku pha kuFacebook”
Nolitha: “Ha.ana maaaarn! Ndifuna nje indawo enabantu balapha eLower Crossroads kuqala”
Celiwe: “Ingxaki Zesjolo e'Lower Crossroads okanye Nyan-nyan wase'Lower Crossroads are the best places to start my friend and I know Brooklyn of Iingxaki in person”
Nolitha: “Sizomfumana njani ke ngoku uBrooklyn?”
Celiwe: “I have their email and whatsap number. Lemme check on my email”
Nolitha: “Tyo! Suke ndanovalo ke tana”
Celiwe: “Okanye masithethe noMax ngok and he isn online ku waktsapp”
Nolitha: “Ha.a masiyeke sana ha.a! Imbi lento ndizokuyenza”

Besazama ukuphikisana kwangena umama ka Nolitha, ze wamcela ukuba amothulele iipeynti zakhe ezonekwe phandle. UCeliwe wakhawuleza wazithumelela lavido, nayo yaba ngathi iyafuna ukuya kulendawo ithunywa kuyo, ze yakhawuleza ukusendeka nayo. Wathi sele ebuya uNolitha, wabe ingathi akahnge ayenze le ayenzileyo uCeliwe. Wayesele encokola ke noMax weeNgxaki Zesjolo via whatsapp.

Celiwe: “UMax kuthwa wohlukene noCream wakhe! Lonto uCream ebemthanda umntuwakhe shame. La Max lowa inabo uyajola”
Nolitha: “Uhlalaphi kakade laMax?”
Celiwe: “Kuthwa ngowalapha eLower qha akaziwa ba ndawoni”
Nolitha: “Tshomie; awuyithumelanga moss ivido moss nhe?”
Celiwe: “Kaloku ndilindele wena! Uthi uMax yithumele ayifake ndithethile naye”
Nolitha: “Hay hay hay celiwe! Make silinde maarn ke kulale uboya”
Celiwe: “Yikaka ke leyo! Sapha lophone ndithumele ngokwam”

Wayithatha iphone uCeliwe wangena kuWhatsapp kaNolitha, wathumela lavido kwingxaki zesjolo. Yasuke yathatha ithuba ukungena ngoku, yangathi akha kwalo network.

Celiwe: “Iyacotha kodwa maaaan”
Nolitha: “Yiyeke wethu! Iyandiva yukuba andiyifuni ukuba ihambe!”
Celiwe: “Ngcono siyifake pha kuYouTube ke bhetele! Asixoxi”
Nolitha: “Yhooooooo! Ibonwe ngumhlaba wonke?”
Celiwe: “Ikumurile ikakakazi ke yona, unezitretsh ubonwa ngumhlaba wonke”
Nolitha: “Ndisamthanda uSityhilelo and ndisamfuna!”
Celiwe: “Heeeeeeeeee! Awusafunwa sisi, ziphindezele”
Nolitha: “FAKA! Uyakwazi ukuxhoma ivido pha phofu?”
Celiwe: “Ewe tshini! Kulula kunje! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yiza ndikubonise!”
Nolitha: “Cela undifundise tshomie”
Celiwe: “Heke! Ihambile and noMax uthi uzoyifaka ngoku, kodwa uzokusixelela xa eyifakile”
Nolitha: “Yhuuuuwwwwhhhhhhiiiiiiii! Hay'ungcolile tshomie! And unesibindi shame”
Celiwe: “Ukrwentsiwe ke wena ke! So mna ndincedana nawe! Uzotsho wonwabe nawe”
Nolitha: “Ndibe ndisazela ke mforin”
Celiwe: “Haaaaaaaa! Mamela le message evela kuMax (eyifunda) “Thanx joh! Yhoo! This is really big and it will make the page famous and I am sure sizofumana more likes ngale ivido” and ke sana uthi sele ifakiwe”
Nolitha: “Hay'bo! Celiwe umthumelele nyhan uMax levido? Yazi ndithi uyadlala?”
Celiwe: “Ewe tshini! Andidlali njalo kaloku! Uyipeto yam so, hahahaha! Jonga icomments! 6Minutes kodwa sele kukho 15comments already! Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Bothukile abahlali!!!!!”
Nolitha: “YHooooooooooooooooOoooOoO! Hay ningcolile nalo Max wakho! Yhooooooooo!
Celiwe: “Masiye kuYoutube ke ngoku!”
Nolitha: “Fundisa mna kaloku chom”

Bayifaka napha levido, kwaye yafakwa nguNolitha ngokwakhe, kwexibilili kuye. Kanti apha ecaleni, elimenemene linguCeliwe limana liyithumela kwiitshomi zalo levido, wayefowada qha! Yhooo! Imkile!

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Sime kanye kulondawo.

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