Scene #2.8

Sisanda: “Hay'bo? Makube litheni ke ikhadi lam? Ibikhona maaan iR858 apha maaarn! Ityiwe likhadi”
Mpumezo: “Phinda uzame! Makube ikhona nje ingxaki ebe ncinci”
Sisanda: “sendizame kathathu nje ngoku! Ndithi ayivumi”
Mpumezo: “Yingxaki ke ngoku le”
Sisanda: “And ke sana lizosuke litshone”
Mpumezo: “Khazame wethu mhlawumbi lizovuma”
Sisanda: “Hay ndilincamile love, lizosuka litshone qha ke ngoku. Masiliyeke”
Mpumezo: “Masiye ebank kaloku, uze ungene ngaphakathi”
Sisanda: “Andiphethanga ID Book kaloku”
Mpumezo: “Sizothini ke ngoku? Kumele sithenge lamafutha afunekayo?”
Sisanda: “Yimalini eshekileyo? Sizolicinga kaloku baby icebo uyaqonda?”
Mpumezo: “Icebo elinjani?”
Sisanda: “Ndilambile mna wethu! Khabe uthenga into yokutya ze ndikwazi ukucinga kakuhle”
Mpumezo: “Sithenge nganto ke ngoku xa ufuna sitye kwale ishiyekileyo?”
Sisanda: “Ndithe sizakulicinga icebo babywam haybo...!”
Mpumezo: “Hay phof nam ndilambile...! Siye ngaphi ke ngoku?”
Sisanda: “Nguwe kaloku onemali, kumele ibe nguwe othi masiye ngaphi! Siya ngaphi ke?”
Mpumezo: “Masiyothenga iiplates erenkini ke”
Sisanda: “Hay'bo! Are kidding me?”
Mpumezo: “Njani ke ngoku, awulambanga kanti?”
Sisanda: “Sise town mfondini! Wena ucinga nge renj neeplates? Com'On!”
Mpumezo: “Masiye kwa-shoprite ke siyotya lankukhu yapha nee-rolls”
Sisanda: “Yho!”
Mpumezo: “Yintoni?”
Sisanda: “Mbozithengela kaloku, wena! Mna ndifuna uMcdonalds okanye uWimpy okanye siye kwa Stears”
Mpumezo: “Azikudanga phofu ezo ndawo?”
Sisanda: “Siyakhona? Siye kweyiphi? Noba kweyiphi nhe? Kwa-Stears ke nana!”
Mpumezo: “Iyathengiswa inkuku eqhotsiweyo pha?”
Sisanda: “Nana! Awuzibaweli iiribs? And chips and...!”
Mpumezo: (Cuts in) “Masambe maaaan! Sendingxamele sigoduke mna ngoku! Ndikiwe kwayile dolophu!”
Sisanda: “OH! Udikwe ndim nhe? Coz kaloku uhamba nam, sele udikwa nje! So singahamba ukuba uyafuna! Masambe sigoduke!”
Mpumezo: “Hay'anditsho! Masembe siye kulo Stears wakho!”

Chu ezanto, sele zisindwa kakade ziplastiki ezinempahla kasisiza. Kwaye uthengelwe shame, kwaye akanaxhala yena, ezintsha unazo. Wasuka wabutyhafa umfo kaMpumezo maaaan. Wayesonqena nje ukuthetha, kuba ewe, ngelaxesha uSisanda akhupha islip sezinto, wayikhupha neID yakhe, ngoku kutheni selesithi akayiphethanga? Ucinga ukuba usisibhanxa nhe? Ulikrobele umfo omkhulu elicebo likasisi lo. Waqonda ukuba makasele ezeyelisela ukuze ingajampi ukuba iqhinga eli uyaliva and uyalibona. Wasose wazinyabisa, wazenza olambee kakhulu, odinwee kakhulu. Waqonda mhlophe ke ukuba, linye icebo; kwakugqitywa ukutyiwa makugodukwe qha, enye nenye iyakuzibonakalela. Wayengasathembanga nto ngoku kwaye imali ivuthulukile, kwaye uyityhilizile kakuhle ukuyikhupha. Kunje nha ukucenga iimpundu?

Sisanda: “Yintoni dodo awatya?”
Mpumezo: “Isisu sam siyaqaqamba! Ndiyabona ukuba nditye sele ndilambile”
Sisanda: “Ncoooaaah love wam! Yitya wethu uzoba right nana”
Mpumezo: “Kulungile”
Sisanda: “Please! Ungazogula kude mfondini! Ndingayintoni ngamamakho”
Mpumezo: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Nha akho nex, siyaluma qha isisu...!”
Sisanda: “I love you moss you know that?”
Mpumezo: “Ok!”
Sisanda: “Hay'bo! Just like that?”
Mpumezo: “What do you want me to say?”
Sisanda: “I love you too maybe! You too maybe”
Mpumezo: “uI Love you akayoDUET kaloku so akunyazelekanga ukuba nditsho nam”
Sisanda: (Amazed) “Yhoooo! Akukude ke for uphoxwa sana”
Mpumezo: “Uxolo ke”
Sisanda: “I think I know ba masithini nge OIL”
Mpumezo: “Mhm”
Sisanda: “Amla oil”
Mpumezo: “What?”
Sisanda: “I said Amla oil”
Mpumezo: “What is that for?”
Sisanda: “Le oil uyifunayo and its even cheap”
Mpumezo: “Bendicetyiswe nge OLIVE OIL ke kanti”
Sisanda: “That will be too expensive kaloku”
Mpumezo: “Oh”
Sisanda: “Yeah! I will show you how to do it...!”
Mpumezo: “Show me how to do it? I am not following you now”
Sisanda: “Kaloku, ufuna iOIL eninzi nhe? So, we will mix it”
Mpumezo: “With what?”
Sisanda: “Water of'coz”
Mpumezo: “How can you mix water with amafutha?”
Sisanda: “You have me to show you ba zoyenza kanjani?
Mpumezo: “I don't trust you with this plan of yours”
Sisanda: “How can you not trust me babes?”
Mpumezo: “You know what am talking about and I don't really trust you”
Sisanda: “Ndithembe ke tana”

They finished eating. Balungiselela ukuhamba suke kwakhala iphone kaMpumezo.

Mpumezo: “Uthi kutheni yena kanti mfundisi?”
Pastor: “Uthetha ngonkosikazi wakhe owe emsebenzini”
Mpumezo: “Ngoku uza kwenza kanjani mfundisi?”
Pastor: “Bendicinga ukuba kume wena namhlanje ngokuhlwa ententeni, ushumayele”
Mpumezo: “Ukuba ucinga njalo mfundisi ayikho ingxaki, thuma mna”
Pastor: “Ewe maaarn ndoda kaThixo! Ndinayo nefiva kaloku mna ngoku andifuni kwenza nto”
Mpumezo: “Oh hay uphile mfundisi wam”
Pastor: “Kuhle ke mkhonzi! Ndizakuthandazisa! Ndizocela uThembela ukuba akuqhubele inkonzo mkhonzi”
Mpumezo: “Bendicela tata ukuba iqhutywe nguLindelwa inkonzo namhlanje”
Pastor: “Ngokuba kutheni?”
Mpumezo: “Kaloku, ibiqhutywe nguThembela izolo tata. Masimphumze”
Pastor: “OK! Ndizothetha noLindelwa ke! Lamcimbi weOIL uhamba njani? Noko kudala ndikuthumile mfo ka Bawo”
Mpumezo: “Hay tata ndise phezu kwayo! Ndinike nje ithutyanyana wena noko!'
Pastor: “Zama ukukhawulezisa kaloku mzalwane wam. Akufunekanga siwubambezele umsebenzi kaThixo. Abantu kufune ka bencedakele, silinde loo oil ke”
Mpumezo: “Kulungile tata”

Mhhhhm! Sime apho! Kwixa elizayo!

#DOUO