Scene #3.17

Ngoku kusemva kwento enoba ngangee yure ezine uThembela ehleli kwaMpumezo. Sekulithuba noko. Kwaye mninzi umonakaloku osele bewenzile ngezi hours bebobabini. Kwaye ubungqina buninzi. Kwaye kuthe saa amaphepha elekese, kuthe thaca-thaca amathambo ombengo, nango namaphepha echips, ne2l yeJive sele iyinip nayo. Iimpahla zabo nazo zasuswayo kwindawo zazo. Babe ze. Kodwa amaphanga eCONDOM ayengabonakali ndawo wona. Kucaca nje ukuba baye egwadana ze ngentloko uqina.

Kodwa yena uMpumezo wayengayekanga ukunxiba aquqe ngasese, okanye ajikele emva kwendlu oyamise. Yayimcaphukisa ke lento, kuba ngoku imchamisa kade ebhedini, kodwa xa emthumile umqwathi wonwayeka kamnandi pha kunojeje kaThembela. Wawunoba nosizi xa unokumbukela uMpumezo xa ebetha amanzi, wayede asineke nkosi yam, abe bugobarha inga unesisu, amince impundwana ezi zakhe inga ubambe nto ingaphumi ngemva. Athi apho akukhululeka khona, inge angawuyeka umzimba uziwele phantsi.

Waqaphela nto uThembela, kodwa avale umlomo angathethi. Imane isenzeka lento kodwa suke wathula. And uMpumezo lo xa avela phandle uvele afune kuyiwe emkhathini, kwaye enze kamnandi, kwaye naye amnandelwe, kuba kaloku, igudla amacala la edonga lasegwadanga kamnandi kakhulu. Imenze lonto ave kamnandi.

Mpumezo: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Uthini nha wena?”
Thembela: “iyandikrokrisa kaloku nam lento?”
Mpumezo: “Ha! Ha! Ha!”
Thembela: “Suhleka nyhani torho! Yintoni le umane uyoyenza pha phandle?”
Mpumezo: “Ndimane ndisiyochama kaloku”
Thembela: “Hay kutheni uchama oko nha wena? Uchamela mna phinde yochama phandle? Khona kutheni uchama oko nje?”
Mpumezo: “bendisele amanzi kakhulu kaloku kunye nezinye iipilisi, ngoku zindiphethe kakubu. Ziphuma oko”
Thembela: “Yho! Andinakuzisebenzisa ke mna ezo! Caba zizakundiquqisa phandle oko oko? Ha.a?”
Mpumezo: “Enye into nale jive iselwe ndim kakhulu”
Thembela: “Hay suxoka kaloku! Usele yanye iglass wena kaloku, ndim nje oyintyintyileyo le 2l”
Mpumezo: “Hay suxoka!”
Thembela: “Sose uyisapha ngoku ndiyimhumhe mna ke”
Mpumezo: “Angeke ufince kaloku! Iqwela lelo tata”
Thembela: “Pha ebuhlanti ke bhuti! And le ibithengelwe mna”
Mpumezo: “Indoda yintloko kaloku, ngoko kumele ibe yiyo egqibelayo”
Thembela: “Jonga ke bhuti oyintloko, uyakuba yintloko pha emfazini wakho! Kakade nebhayibhile itsho. So, asitshatanga ke awuyontloko yam. Siyevana?”

Yatsho isithi hlasi ela-empty lanto ilisa emlonyeni, wabetha ixilongo elikhawulezileyo, wavuthela wagongqoza. Wathi akugqiba wawusela kakhulu umoya sele kucaca ukuba ubusele umkile. Suke wabeka isandla esinqeni, esinye esabambe ngalo ela-empty. Suke wamane ekhothana nomlomo lo, emjonge ntsho umfana, nalo ke elalwimi lutsolo lujiko-jiko ngapha komlomo wephanga. Suke wamana ewancineza amahlo akhe uThembela, kucaca nje ukuba usecebeni.

Kwangoko umQwathi akuyiqaphela lento, wavukwa naye likakade losuka amelwe zizinto. Wayethe natya umfo wasententeni ebhedini, evule nkaa de kungena umoya ophole kamnandi. Yeza lentombi, sele igaqe ngamadolo apha ebhedini ukuza emaQwathini. Kwakucaca ke phofu ukuba ibhalele kuwo. Yaangena kanye phakathi kwemilenze, yagaqa kanye apha ekungqamaneni kwamadolo kabhutiza lo. Ngaxeshanye yabhrasha buphulula amathanga anoboya kaMpumezo. Yamana isenza lento, imana isihla inyuka oku kwamaza olwandle, isihla inyuka oku kwegeza kubanda.

Nkamfu, umQwathi uqobo lwakhe. Ngesosandla sasekunene, sihle, simhlophe, sinamazipho ke amade, la afakelwayo, abe kwa wona epeyntwe kaninzi-ninzi naloo mazipho. Uke waqala ngominca uMpumezo, kaloku usenalengxaki anayo, le yosuke aqaqanjelwe. Kodwa, uThembela wayiqonda ukuba ezinye iinyama kaloku zithambile, ngoko akufunakanga uzibambe gadalala. Kufuneka ube nobunono, uzibambe ngenkulu yona inkathalo. Wazama ukucengacengana nomsindo kamQwathi omfutshane, omnyama, okhoyo noko. Suke wazisa umlomo, hay'ke waxhentsa ezombelela ke uThembela.

Kwakucaca ke phofu ukuba usisiza lo noko lomcimbi uyawuchana kakuhle, kwaye ukwayiyo nenkulu yona incutshe. Kuba uhlobo awaye ezenza ngalo, uhlobo awayelenca ngalo, uhlobo awayemunca ngalo, kwanendlela yokufaka amathe esitokini yayahlukile.

Mpumezo: “AaaaaaH! Undenza kamandi b-a-b-y...!”

UMpumezo wayebambe usisiza lo entloko kunye nasentanyeni. Suke wangathi ngumntu ekudala exhuzula ukuhambisa kwakhe isinqe esi, kwakusele kunzima kuye kaloku, eyokuba kube kujikelwa ngapha egwadana ingathi ingathatha ixesha lonto, kuba uhlobo awayewufetsha ngawo umlomo kaThembela wayesele efuna ukukhuphela apho umkhwinya wamageza.

Thembela: “Sukwenza kakhulu”

Wasele waguquka usisi, wagaqa ngamadolo, ukuba ufike nini uMpumezo ngemva kwakhe uzazi yena. Suke wagoba ke lamqolo wakhe, wamthi khamfu apha esiswini, ngesinye isandla bambiyane egxeni, wakhwetshela ke unkazi inga kukude ebhakubha ngenyawo.

Thembela: “Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Aha! Ah! Baby! Baby! Ohhhhh! Ouch! Ouch! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ishushu! Ishushu! Ishushu! Iyhuuuuuuuu! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Phe-za! Phe-za! Pheza! Phezaaaaa! Iyhuuu yhu yhu yhu! Hay! Hay! Hay! Hay! Pheza! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Mpumezo: “Ima baby! Sendizogqiba! Aaaaaaaah!”
Thembela: “Hay! Phezaaaaaa! Pheeeeeeeza! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!”
Mpumezo: “OHK! OK! OK! OK! Oh shit! Oh yeah! Ok! OK! OK! OK! OK!”
Thembela: “Yhuuu! Ugqiba nini kaloku! Yhu! Ibihlungu ngoku! Aaaaa! Aaaaah! Ahaaaaa! Ahaaaa!”
Mpumezo: “Nazo! Nazo! Nazo! Haaa! N-a-z-o! Ima! Ima! Ima! Ima! Hiiiiiiiiii! Yhoooooooo! Shit! Aaaaaaaaaah!”
Thembela: “MmmMmm! Yho! Kutheni ibuhlungu ngoku? Suke kwatshisa! Yho! Ingathi igalelwe ityiwa! Shu!”
Mpumezo: “Uyayiva kanti nawe lento itshisayo? Ndiba ndim ndodwa lo! Inokuba kutheni?”
Thembela: “Makube wenze ngamandla kaloku”
Mpumezo: “Azange wandimunca kaloku, ngoku nawe undithumile”
Thembela: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Bendisuke ndacaca! Andiphinde ke tu! Iph'ipeynti yam? Ndinxibe ndigoduke, Kunini kaloku ndimkile ekhaya. Nanamhlanje ke sana ndi ozophatha inkonzo ententeni, akaphilanga yifiva uLindelwa. Kumele ndiyolungisa”
Mpumezo: “Khaphinde undimunce kaloku babay, unditsho kamnandi ke yazi. Uyonwaya kamnandi ke yazi”
Thembela: “Ha.a kumele ndigoduke kaloku! Okanye wena munca mna! Ewe kaloku, besele ndiyenzile mna”
Mpumezo: “Qale wenze kaloku, zokwenza nam”
Thembela: “Ok! Iza ke”

Waguqa uThembela. Wayibamba ezimpundwini le yabe ime ngeenyawo. Wayimunca!

Singami nha apho? Kwixa elizayo ke nanas zethu.

#DOUO