Mamfundisi: “Andifuni mntana uzakumosha abanye tata pha enkonzweni. Lo yena kumele asikwe once and for all. Kungenjalo kuzakugcwala ooNongongo kwela bandla tata! Cingela ireputation yethu, ireputation yakho tata as inkokheli. Akuzuthwa ukhokhela iiprostitutes nha? Akuzuthwa lenkonzo yethu yinkonzo yezi zinto? Msike tata”
Pastor: “Hay noko ndibudana ngoBonisa kengoku! Iyandikhubekisa lento undixelela yona, bendingayilindelanga tu, hay kuBonisa. Ngawusapha le vido ke ndiyiphinde ukuyibuka oku! Ingaba nguye nyhani nha torhwana? Kwek iyamvunguza ke lentwana nkosikazi, kutheni engxola kangaka naye?”
Mamfundisi: “Akho kungxola ngandawo apha. Bubuhule obu abenzayo. NguJezabel lo kwaye kuyacaca ukuba uphila lentlalo. Msike tata please, namhlanje ententeni umxelele ukuba angaze alibeke unyawo lwakhe ententeni. Mgxothe”
Pastor: “Hay nkosikazi andizukuxelelwa nguwe ukuba mandenze njani ebandleni lam. Ndizakuthandaza ngoBonisa, kudingeka ukuba nam ndidlale indima yam njengotata kuye, ndimnike the support ayidingayo. Bendicebisa nawe wenze kanjalo. ANdikubuzi ken awe ndiyakuxelela. Dlala indima yakho nje ngomama kaBonisa, umama webandla. Ithi ibhayibhile xa kukho olahlekileyo, amazulu ayavuya xa athe wafuna, walandwa ze wafunyanwa. Kugcoba iingelosi ziphaphazelise amaphiko, zivuya. So kumele senze konke okusemandleni ukuze simncede”
Mamfundisi: “Mna ndifuna uBo...!”
Pastor: “Ndigqibile nkosikazi. Khaze ngapha ekamerweni ke singqengqe, siphumle emva kwemini ende, ze sithi sisiya ententeni sibe siphumle ngokwaneleyo”
Mamfundisi: “Yinto oyaziyo ke leyo, le yofuna ibhedi apha kum! Ndidiniwe mna ndisuka emsebenzini! Ndifuna ukuhlamba”
Pastor: “Yintoni lento wasoloko waqhankqalaza nha xa kufune undiphe amalungelo am nha nkosikazi? Yintoni wasoloko wavusa uchuku nha?”
Mamfundisi: “Andivusi chuku qha ndiyakutyelela ukuba ndisuka emsebenzini mna kwaye ndifuna ukuhlamba”
Pastor: “Ubuhleli noMpumezo ke apha ungavasi nincokola isiqhazolo de wamkhapha ube ungaqhelanga ukukhaphana nabantu abatsha pha enkonzweni. Bekutheni yena?”
ngandawo apha. Bubuhule obu abenzayo. NguJezabel lo kwaye kuyacaca ukuba uphila lentlalo. Msike tata please, namhlanje ententeni umxelele ukuba angaze alibeke unyawo lwakhe ententeni. Mgxothe”
Pastor: “Hay nkosikazi andizukuxelelwa nguwe ukuba mandenze njani ebandleni lam. Ndizakuthandaza ngoBonisa, kudingeka ukuba nam ndidlale indima yam njengotata kuye, ndimnike the support ayidingayo. Bendicebisa nawe wenze kanjalo. ANdikubuzi ken awe ndiyakuxelela. Dlala indima yakho nje ngomama kaBonisa, umama webandla. Ithi ibhayibhile xa kukho olahlekileyo, amazulu ayavuya xa athe wafuna, walandwa ze wafunyanwa. Kugcoba iingelosi ziphaphazelise amaphiko, zivuya. So kumele senze konke okusemandleni ukuze simncede”
Mamfundisi: “Mna ndifuna uBo...!”
Pastor: “Ndigqibile nkosikazi. Khaze ngapha ekamerweni ke singqengqe, siphumle emva kwemini ende, ze sithi sisiya ententeni sibe siphumle ngokwaneleyo”
Mamfundisi: “Yinto oyaziyo ke leyo, le yofuna ibhedi apha kum! Ndidiniwe mna ndisuka emsebenzini! Ndifuna ukuhlamba”
Pastor: “Yintoni lento wasoloko waqhankqalaza nha xa kufune undiphe amalungelo am nha nkosikazi? Yintoni wasoloko wavusa uchuku nha?”
Mamfundisi: “Andivusi chuku qha ndiyakutyelela ukuba ndisuka emsebenzini mna kwaye ndifuna ukuhlamba”
Pastor: “Ubuhleli noMpumezo ke apha ungavasi nincokola isiqhazolo de wamkhapha ube ungaqhelanga ukukhaphana nabantu abatsha pha enkonzweni. Bekutheni yena?”
Mamfundisi: “Ubufuna ndivase phambi koMpumezo ke ngoku? Ndangamkhaphi ke ngoku uBrother Mpumezo endikhaphile, bendidibene naye kaloku ndisohlika etaxin, wandikhapha”
Pastor: “Ubuyibuzwe ngubani ke ngoku leyo?”
Waphakama utata waya ngqo kunkosikazi wakhe kwiseti ekwela cala kwale ebehleli kuye. Ufike wema phezu konkosikazi wakhe, wamkhomba ngomnwe wenjenje;
Pastor: “Iya indidina ke le ntsente undenzela yona! Ucinga ndiphiwa phi undivimba nje? Okanye kukhona apho ubhaqa khona wena ngoku so vimba mna? Kukundiqhela oku nhe? Thetha maaarn! Uzakuyenza kube nini lento yokutrafana nam? Huh? Ngubani indoda kulomzi nkosikazi? Hey ndiyathetha kuwe maaan”
Akazange aphendule umamfundisi, suke wokha ufour sana wogqiba wasonga izandla zakhe, wajonga kude. Ewuquthee lomlomo wayinyusaa loompumlo, akathetha nelimdaka.
Pastor: “OH! Awuzindiphendula ke ngoku? Huh? Ndiyathetha nawe nkosikazi! Ngamasimba antoni nha la undenzela wona? Ucinga andinakukukhaba unye mna apha kwam? Kukwam kaloku apha kwaye kukhala esam isicathulo. Ufuna ndithini kanti kuwe? Nkosikazi? Ndiyathetha nawe! Hey ndijonge! Ndijonge!”
Xexebu! Ngaloomehlo anomsindo, nezoompumlo zibhevuzayo inga zingakhupha umlilo. Loomenfu inyusiweyo mfondini kunye naloo mlomo uquthiweyo oku kwentsikizi ibala imali yayo esangxongxweni sodaka. Jike, kwakhona wajonga endenxe.
Pastor: “Yazi uyandinyela yazi wena..”
Wayifaka yaphelela impama utata wabantu, sele ebibitheka naye ngumsindo. Wayifaka yade yawisa amathwalo kamamzo, kwataka macici, mifinya, zinyembezi. Kodwa nkqi ukuphuma kwento ngomlomo.
Pastor: “Ndiyabona ukuba undilibele nhe? Izakuphela ithi saa ithsiki le unayo! Undiqhela umrhuzi ke mos! Awundiboni! Awundiva! Yiza! Phakama! Yiza! Uzakuyenza lento ndiyifunayo”
Mamfundisi: “Ndiyeke ndizakuziphakamela! Undibethela ntoni tata? De nditake imifinya? Undibethela ntoni kanye?”
Pastor: “Ndakukuphinda! Phakama! Ndilandele! Ndakuku...”
Wamlingisa ngempama kwakhona weeqikili thaxa phantsi ngempundu umamzo sezimile ngoku iinwele zakhe. Suke waavuxa vuxa ngesaquphekazi esikhawulezileyo, waphatsha kanobom kengoku. Wanga ligezana eligolozayo. Wangena kuqala kulamnyango wekamire sele ekhokela. Yayisele ilandela ngemva ke le ndedeba sele inyenyisa amabhanti, imbi ebusweni ukuze uqonde ukuba idikwe yeyokosa. Yafika sele equbude ngobuso ebhedini umamzo efixiza, ubuso bugcwele qhu ziinyembezi ezishushu. Waguqulwa nje, efixiza enjalo, wakhululwa wa...!
Thembela: (Ethetha kwiphone) “Ndiyakukhumbula kodwa baby! Ndicela uzolandwa ngo11 namhlanje ebusuku”
Mpumezo: “Nam ndiyakukhumbula njena! Kodwa ndizoshumayela namhlanje”
Thembela: “Nam ndizoba ngu MC njena! So uthini? Ndiyalandwa late?”
Mpumezo: “Phumela apha kum kaloku xa usuka ententeni! Ndizokulinda pha ekoneni, sikhwele iphela”
Thembela: “Ha.ana! Ndizoya nomakazi namhlanhe ecaweni, uthi ufuna ukundibona apho ndikhonza khona. Yena ukhonza eZiyoni, so ndincwase ukumba”
Mpumezo: “OK! Ndizazokulanda!”
Thembela: “Wayeka ke ngoku nokuthi uyandithanda? Okanye lwaphela nha?”
Mpumezo: “ Hay’maaaarn khayeke wena ngochuku! Jonga ndisagqibezela ukujonga izwi lanamhlanje! Ndiyakuthanda ke sisi! Enkosi ngo callback ke”
Thembela: “Ndicela undithumelele iR2 ye airtime torho! Andinamali yongena kuwhatsapp”
Mpumezo: “Ok! Ndizokuthumelela eyeR10 ngo ngo ke”
Thembela: “Yhuuu! Enkosi lovewam”
Mpumezo: “Sho”
Thembela: “Kodwa ndizkhumbulela umqwathi wam shame mna! Cela ukuza ngoku torho!”
Mpumezo: “Ngubani ikanti ixesha ngoku?”
Thembela: “Kuse early kodwa. Zokhwela iphela love nhe”
Mpumezo: “Khawuleza”
UMpumezo waathumela le kumele ayithumele kuThembela ze wangena kuWhatsapp.
Bonisa: “Ok! Break a leg ke bhuti! I wish to be there ke yazi qha amehlo ha.a”
Mpumezo: “Ndizokubeka ke sisi wam. Cela siye kaloku kulandoa ngomso uvile....!”
Bonisa: “OK! Zobona ngawe
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